Damn, Ricky Gervais went hard at the Golden Globes
Monday, January 17, 2011
, Posted by Tyree at 10:13 AM
“Welcome to a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: breakfast.”
“I’d like to quash this ridiculous rumor going around that the only reason The Tourist was nominated so the HFPA could hang out with Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie. That is rubbish. That is not the only reason. They also accepted bribes.”
“Nothing for Sex and the City 2. I was sure the award for best special effects would go to the team that airbrushed that poster.”
“Also not nominated, I Love You Phillip Morris, with Ewan McGregor and Jim Carrey, two heterosexual actors pretending to be gay — the complete opposite of some famous Scientologists then.” Gervais added: “My lawyers helped me the wording of that joke.”
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Golden Globes 2011 - Ricky Gervais Opening Monologue
“I’d like to quash this ridiculous rumor going around that the only reason The Tourist was nominated so the HFPA could hang out with Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie. That is rubbish. That is not the only reason. They also accepted bribes.”
“Nothing for Sex and the City 2. I was sure the award for best special effects would go to the team that airbrushed that poster.”
“Also not nominated, I Love You Phillip Morris, with Ewan McGregor and Jim Carrey, two heterosexual actors pretending to be gay — the complete opposite of some famous Scientologists then.” Gervais added: “My lawyers helped me the wording of that joke.”
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Golden Globes 2011 - Ricky Gervais Opening Monologue
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